I am not ashamed to say that I was more than a little excited to learn that my endlessly loud and also late night door slamming downstairs neighbor was moving out. She’s a sweet girl, but this chick hasn’t had a solid night’s sleep in a long while… so I was surprised and thought it was really sweet when on moving day she told me she had this great bird statue that she couldn’t fit into the last box to take with her and said that she thought it would look really great in my patio garden and asked if…